this was a really weird thread....
I agree. I have nothing better to do today because I still can't do anything physically strenuous. But I find it interesting how someone can imagine something and intrepret it as something that is about himself. We could all do that if we wanted.
JCanon I found this link of yours in search regarding the prodigal son.
http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/10/139239/2490730/post.ashx#2490730
Fact of the matter is, the prodigal son sort of gets drafted into being the messiah. It's his older brother who really has the ego and is complaining like you are about why someone has something special when they think they deserve it more. They don't like feeling left out and that's understandable. But the prodigal son wanted to come back, not to get his former place as a son and heir with his brother, but just to be one of the hird help! He has not great aspirations at all but to make up for his past sins. So getting this banquet and becoming the messiah is a surprise and sort of a shock. You know, the progidal son comes back with hat in hand saying, "Oh! Just let me back in. I'll do ANYTHING. I'll wash toilets, I'll wait on everybody else night and day. I'll even do windows! Just let me back in. I'm a dead man out here in the cold and darkness!" He was sincere. He had given up his life already. He didn't deserve to come back. But God thought: "Hmmm, he's motivated!"
To show how ludicrous your theory is I will use Rembrant who later changed his name to Rembrandt. What does the letter "d" signify? Could it mean something special to Rembrant; that he used a term which today means "general military term for the day on which an operation or exercise is planned to commence". (you know, the battle of Armegeddon when the Son does battle with the wicked one) Rembrandt painted may religious scenes and depicted himself in some of the roles. Could he have been the 2nd Messiah. (as JW's and you seem to suggest that there are 3 comings)